M’sian & S’porean

Some mite find dis offensive, some mite find it funny… it’s just a crude joke, so dun get too mad or offended wif it.. read n b merry… (joke courtesy of a stranger from my mail)


A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel’s coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.


Malaysian: You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?
Singaporean: Of course.
Malaysian: We don’t. In Malaysia, we only eat what inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore.


The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.


Malaysian: Do you eat the jam with the bread?
Singaporean: Of course.
Malaysian (chuckling): We don’t. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore.


This time, the Singaporean retorted: Do you have sex in Malaysia?
Malaysian: Why, of course we do
Singaporean: Do you wear protection
Malaysian: Of course! We wear condoms.
Singaporean: And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?
Malaysian: Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away.
Singaporean: We don’t. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia, … & that’s the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.