
Monday, December 27, 2010
No regrets after watching NO REGRETS

Repetition?
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Happy 2011 Dong Zi Festival
Friday, December 17, 2010
A Good Piece for Moody Teachers
ever thought, why the teacher(s) go crazy on students:
TEACHER: Why are you late?
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
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At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. "I musta got 'em from my Daddy," said the little girl, "'cause Mommy's still got hers."
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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the answer which will HURT the teachers the most
(stop and think, it does make sense somehow-whose side I belong to now)
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
All I want for Christmas is...
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Holi Holiday Foodie~
laksa is the next food you can find.. to be frank, i hated laksa because it looks as if the soup was made from tissue paper-haha, how gross.. but after tasting the laksa at Kek Lok Si (before entering the temple), I was like, hey it's not tissue paper, it's yummy...
the rest of the food can be seen at the bottom.. the ones which are larger means they are tastier..
some random street food.. Penang chu cheong fan, I don't really like it-why? maybe it's too dry, maybe it's due to the prawn paste.. the rest: egg tart, muar chee and dunno-what-are-those-called were fingerlicking good...
*our lunch was break into 2 sessions because according to Leng, we have to try the cake of the day at Amelie's Cafe..
Amelie's cafe does not only sell delicious cakes/brownies and serve nice drinks but the environment is very different.. different as in better.. for me, it's a very very very very very small restaurant (google it if you don't trust me)-how small? it fits 10customers max -4 tables and 1 kitchen occupy the whole restaurant... as for the food and drinks, i tried banana lime, leng asked for longan milk while he ordered espresso and all of us requested the cake-of-the-day which happened to be choco brownie.. nice ambience, nice drinks, nice cake..
the aftermath of this trip --weight gain... grrrr, need to go to the torture chamber more often...
Holi Holiday~
Gua Tempurung, the famous cave in Perak.. Took the shortest route, only 40min-it was my 2nd time there.. and what I can say is, they found a few new cave formation images..
It's Peranakan Mansion-doesn't sound familiar, does Little Nyonya ring a bell? Yeah, it's the mansion where Little Nyonya, the famous Singapore drama was filmed.. a tour guide led a group of tourists, and i without hesitation joined them and listened to a wonderful in-depth description of the house.. *thumbs up*
