LirG vs YuG

female = d most complicated & troublesome species on earth!!!!!!!!
i dun mean to condemn my own species but sometimes i got irritated by them, i mean us, usually...

Guy's Thought 1

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.

When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.

When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from?

Guy's Thought 2

The average man's life consists of :

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,

Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;

and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Guy's Thought 3

A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind,

"If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.

Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. The man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

Guy's Thought 4

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand.

Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.

So he announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."

The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter, all except the poor groom!!!

dis blog entry is 99% by wallaby-michy except d phrase where i condemn my own type..

CHATing in French

12:52pm Sms
Bonjour Chrsitina, ou ets-vous? A la maison?

12:52pm Sook
bonjour madame.. oui, a la maison madame...

12:55pm Sms
vous ne travaillez plus? vous quittez le travail?

12:55pm Sook
oui.. can i answer in english?
i quit my job already madame coz i got a more secure job-in utar

12:57pm Sms
ooo c'est mieux alors. Quand allez-vous commencer? Utar a KL aussi?

12:58pm Sook
4th of may... nop, utar kampar...

1:00pm Sms
waaah, c'est proche de setiawan. ca coute moins cher. c'est mieux. bila nak belanja saya

1:05pm Sook
d'accord...
mais, vous ets ou? france or malaysia?

1:06pm Sms
ukm
envoie-moi your handy craft, mesti cantik

1:07pm Sook
i thought you are doing your phd in france..

1:07pm Sms
i'm here
not easy

1:07pm Sook
havent even start doing it... haha, lazy

1:07pm Sms
you wated to go oversea?

1:07pm Sook
ya...
but looks like it will neva happen..

1:08pm Sms
ielts, u can do it, just $$$
look 4 scholar

1:08pm Sook
ya.. the deadlines are around the corner..

1:08pm Sms
y didn't you apply other u?

1:09pm Sook
i applied quite a number..

1:09pm Sms
ok

1:10pm Sook
if worse come to worse, just do it in ukm..

1:11pm Sms
do elsewhere. it will widen your horizon, diversified. but ukm is also ok

1:11pm Sook
utar wants me to do it a.s.a.p.. if not i'll hav plenty of time

1:11pm Sms
they pay ur fees?

1:16pm Sook
they'll pay my monthly salary..

from d conversation u can c how terrible my french is nowadays- attempted to chat but tsk tsk tsk... i need to polish my french..... took all d levels, scored A for all d levels but dun seem to b good in it.. left uni not even 1 year, forgot most of d simple phrases.. felt so shameful when chatting wif my french lecturer.... *sigh*
shudnt b onlining & facebooking dis much-for relaxation purposes ok...
so since i'm all stressed up -thanx to utar, my soon-to-be-employer in giving me all d headaches-
i assume, it's fine to facebook..

am pondering, whether or not my application to manchester university or second option-auckland university successful? if yes, where can i get $$$-scholarship? a rich, bald n fat husband? plant money-trees at my house compound?
*dizzy*

i cooked yesterday..

i learnt how to cook last sunday at angie's place.. so, yesterday i decided to try it-me as d main chef, mom, my assistant..
it seemed easy when i observed but it was a mess in d kitchen when i cooked last nite..
cooking talent= 0...
d out come wasnt that bad after all-still edible, just a lil' sour..
no pix coz it's impossible to cook n snap at d same time..

below r d pix i took at angie's place.. she cooked, i snapped *chuckling*

d ingredients: carrot, tuna, onion, small corn, tomato puree, salt, sugar n sesame oil..

dis 1 is optional but it will b more aromatic if u add this: said angie..

so, u just have to fried d onions, den pour d corrot n d rest of d ingriedients into d pan.. stir, stir n stir den let it boil.. sounded like a piece of cake right.. i was avoiding d oil n sweating in d stuffy n hot kitchen *very uncomfortable*

spaghetti, if d idiotic chef, me knows what to do wif it, everyone shud know better..

voila, it's ready..

hmmm, not very difficult to prepare right... when someone wif zero-kitchen-utensils-handling-skills tries to cook, try to visualize d situation.. tsk tsk tsk...
at d end of d day, i ask myself whether or not i like to cook, d answer is: NO!!! still hating it, neva like to cook or enter d kitchen.. mom nags at me all d time, "a girl's place is in d kitchen, no matter how high ur edu level is, u still need to cook"... i ignore her as usual.......

Sakae Sushi

mad about sakae sushi!!!! sakae shushi spoke person wannabe!!!! wheneva i visit klcc, companion aside-i'll suggest sakae sushi as our lunch-fortunately all my frends r sushi-lover like me.. d salad + cold sweet sauce is d 1 dat i wud neva miss ordering... i suggested softshell crab, it was *thumbs up*.. shi jing recommended d 'usual' sushi wif salmon n mayonise, it was delicious descpite its simplicity.. d greedy us ordered cheezy chicken, was yummy initially but was a lil' too cheesy towards d end.. personally, i cnt accept sashimi coz they r not cooked (cnt take in raw food) but d rest were tempting n tasty.. there u go, ur graduation lunch, shi jing wif ur 'classic' frend: me....

1 Month Break

i'm officially resigned from IIC...
in other words i m bk for good-1 whole month-
i must make full use of this break: study & sit for IELTS..

i'm supposed to be extremely happy *jumping up & down* to leave the gombak house..
apparently i'm not very happy..
d truth is i hav mixed feelings..

i'm writing this to d person who stayed just a stone throw away..

"u like to make fun of me when i first got there-snapped my ugly face eating maggie, tease me, bully me etc etc. i dun mind, kinda enjoy it actually... ur grandparents, parents, sis treated me well too.. u drove me around, to d college most of the time, chauffered me regardless of d weather -though u complaint but i know u were sincered- things were fine till i fell sick 1 day, i called and u promised to send me to d clinic but u broke your promise.. i was very disappointed n d cold war began.. since dat day, we stopped talking.. it has been 5months since we last talk but during dat period of time, we sit together for dinner (u know exactly d amount of rice i consume and vice versa), u came bk to d house when u knew i threw up 5 times after my mom called u.. at times, i hated u coz u annoyed me, called me 'sei mui teng'.. and so, i decided to apologise before i pushed off, surprisingly u replied-though it was short, but my tears rolled down in public.. i feel so bad with d cold treatment for d last 5 months.. i'm a horrible housemate.. becoz of ur few lil' words, i felt miserable frm kl to sitiawan.. maybe i deserved it.."

ByE bYe iic

i've just finished teaching my very last class in iic...
it was my advanced class and basically d students' English proficiency arent bad..
i wasnt very upset and not very happy too..
it's just dat i might b missing my colleagues and d lively environment in d office...

leaving iic means i'l have greater responsibility..
been doing lotsa thinking lately, since i hav to read my masters as it's 1 of d requirement in my utar offer letter..
d ambitious me tot of doing it oversea before i got my appointment letter..
i'll hav a better prospect if i do my masters in UK, get to widen my horizon- dats for sure....
unlike d others, i need to mull over plenty of issues; d fees ($$$-biggest hindrance), d trouble dat i hav to go through applying scholarships, IELTS exam, my homesickness, my expanses, where will i live, will people accept me *dun wish to b treated as bangla in m'sia* n d list goes on n on....

however things changes after i received d letter..
according to d letter, i'll hav to secure a place to pursue my masters 3months upon signing it..
thus, i hav no option but to do it locally n where can it b if it's not at my comfort zone-UKM-


i'm still putting a little hope in going to manchester university actually..
not dat i'm dying to go to UK but d programme offered is good-a combination of applied linguistic and education *2 in 1*-sth which i'm passionate of (reality is, i want to b in a brand new place n start everything-getting to know new frends, adapting myself to a new environment etc.)
i'll try to study n sit for ielts test in april-though i was n m teaching english, i admit i'm afraid to sit for dat test-
as for d $$ issue-i shud set aside, will discuss it wif my advisor dis monday.. i think he can solve all my probs...

-leaving iic makes me use my head again-

Japlish

1. Very difficult to make up what it is about.

2. Maybe in Japan, there are Males who are not 'man'

3. Bring ur own tissue....I think

4. Cheese Fair or 'Afraid of Cheese'

5. They can construct their own WATER.....

6. U jump on the Elevator = Jail ?

7. Japlish "L" is substituted with "R" ... and this is what happens!!!

8. They even have a room for this...

9. U will need a smoke after reading this...

10. The best so far....

11. They even advertise their price hike...

12. Their mags need refrigeration....

13. Appears to be "SOLD OUT"....

14. Pray while listening to MP3... be pious !!!

15. Shud consider doing business with this Co.

Unintentional Day Trip

i got bk to my peaceful hometown for a long weekend.. and so, mel, yong n i happened to agree to go for lunch.. there we were, in cosmic at 1.45pm for lunch.. in less den 4hours we took errr uncountable number of pix.. dis 2 fellas r among d few which i found genuine n not intimidating, so yes, i can say wat's in my mind without filtering-dats y i alwiz enjoy their companion though there'r oni d 3 of us...

was crapping a lot while waiting for d food to arrive.. i was starving and complaining y it took ages for d chef to prepare our lunch when yong's porridge was served..

nice presentation according to yong but aunty aka d chef needs to attend porridge-cooking enhancement class in d future to be better..

d 1 who was starving smiled for d cam..

p/s: d black soya *thumbs up*

mel's baked cheese rice was d last to arrive-looks tempting isnt it?

very yummy but damn fattening..

mel licking d curry fish ball-"funny face is meant to camouflage not-so-pretty face" --> true?

after our sumptuous yet affordable lunch, we headed to teluk batik as i want to get rid of d itchyness i had around my leg-d bestest way is to 'rendam dalam air laut' it seems.. off we go n in less den 10min we were there... it was rather empty *thank god* coz it will b very congested when it comes to holiday/festive season-difficult to find a spot not for picnic but to stand..

we were playing & jogging along d beach when we saw a jellyfish.. yong wanna take a shot wif it but unsure whether it's dead/alive.. guess wat, mel answered: sure mati edi la, it isnt shouting for HELP!!!

poor jellyfish, have some mercy yong-we dun 'peace' in funeral..

our very 1st pix in d age of digi cam.. -squating-

yong & i scribbling on d not-so-white sand.. -squating again-

we didnt go bk after dat.. spotted 1 ice-cream vendor n suddenly d 3 of us r no longer 24.. we ate not just 1 but 2 each-why? coz it's cheap and it has been long since we last ate ice-cream i assume... who cares d look in d ice-cream man which clearly showed: omg, there r human who had neva seen ice-cream b4..

1st round: disco choc, tripple scoop choc wif bun & sour plum..

2nd round: tripple scoop cone ice cream, tripple scoop bun ice cream & tripple scoop cone ice-cream..

tired after beaching but we didnt call it a day yet.. drove to Giant supermarket where we did some shopping.. ya, dats it-couldnt stand nemore-exhausted, cnt make it for yum cha at nite.. wat a day: get to spend quality time wif ppl i hav known for 15years, sink my leg in d saltish sea water, yummy+cheap lunch & ice-cream, no worry on distance/transportation/congestion ---> where on earth can i get dis satisfaction if it's not in CTA1...

AchiNG

physically i dun feel well for 1 whole week..
d weather must b d culprit..
tried to drown myself wif lotsa water-not really working, shall try d alternative which is to drink 100+, hehe hope it works..
when my mouth dun feel good, my head is affected as well...

so, i went to d hospital today-not to treat my throat/head but to do body check up..
for my new job-remember..
but as alwiz, i'm afraid when doctors attended me n d smell of d hospital though i know there wouldnt b anything wrong wif me..
surprisingly dis trip to manjung hospital is fruitful as i get to know my blood type finally...
haha, just a prick n voila-i'm a universal donor, wasted coz i'm a penakut so how to help those who r in need...

mentally, i'm not well too..
do not wish to talk about it..
y shud i make myself upset & uncomfortable for sth which has ntg to do wif me?

Moving BaCK

i got d job, d UTAR JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
which means, i will b home soon n rest for at least 1 month -dats d happiest thing eva-
was offered as a tutor (not lecturer) but doesnt matter becoz d salary is better than my current job-i admit i'm very materialistic now..

will update again soon when i receive my offer letter..

-grrr, voiceless now, bad sore throat-