LOL

Found some jokes to cheer me up, hope they make ur day too like how they made mine...

1. Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him.

''Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?''
''I don't have to run faster than that tiger,'' his friend replied. ''I just have to run faster than you.''

2. A doctor was introducing autopsy to a fresh batch of medcine students in an operating theater with a real dead body. They formed a circle around the dead body.

The doctor said to the students "the first thing you need to study medicine is to conquer your fear". he then suddenly inserted his finger up the dead body's arse, pulled it out and licked his finger. Much to the disbelief of the students.

Then he pointed at one student and ordered him with authority to do the same. The student reluctantly but quickly followed suit.

The doctor then said to the students "the second thing you need is to be very observant.

Notice that i inserted my index finger but licked middle finger".

3.Q: Why six is afraid of seven?

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A: Because 7 8 (ate) 9

LOL, Have a nice day peeps~