LaDies TalK

minutes b4 dinner, as i was laying on my bed reading some nonsense
mum walked into my room..
apparently, she wanted to say sth but started of wif some craps...
all of a sudden 'gal ah, get urself a bf la'...
i was stunned n feel like pengsan-ing *sweat*
'find urself a doctor or engineer bf la'
i was like ok sth is not right.. i was quite panic at d same time frighten 'covering myself wif my comforter' ..
'no guy go after u meh?'
'dun look for handsome 1, look for d 1 who love his parents'...
'if got bf edi, he can chauffeur u around, u wont miss home dat much n u wont cry dat much'

den i utter sth so soft she barely hear it..
'wat r u saying?? gal, remove d blanket la'
so dis time i say it out loud: i dun like them la mum, all ugly n brainless, ask bro to find 1 1st
i need to shh shh la mum...
(guys, i dun realli mean it dun misjudge me-just trying to escape from discussing dis topic wif my mum)
i quuuuuuiiiicccckkkllyy run to d toilet-manage to get away after all...

know who cause all dis??
ah fong jie aka cherisse ding nguk fong drop by last nite wif her bf-wey li after a wedding dinner in ayer tawar....
my parents saw dis loving couple sitting side by side on d sofa,
therefore all d above conversation crop up...
dengzzzz, tak sangka a visit from a fren can put me in hot soup...